We are pleased to announce our team has finally completed its year-long
research into the standard model of particle physics using the
newer-generation accelerators. Our results show strong
promise for the possibility of cold fusion, while also indicating that
various assumptions behind quantum chromodynamics need to be sharply
resived, and that certain aspects of Big Bang cosmology should be
dismissed altogether. We herein submit our results for
publication and invite your considered review.
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blah... and according to Hawking...rhubarb rhubarb"... snarl, snort,
scoff, deride, deny, denounce, suppress, censure, ban, bury.